May 2013
red-beard-jim:
sodamnrelatable:
when the answers to a question on a test are in another question
and the student gets it wrong anyway
Person: How do lesbians have sex?
Me: The question is how do they stop.
evilnerdproductions:
“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“
“You would be so much cuter with make up-“
“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“
“You shouldn’t wear that-“
“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“
k-hiq:
hikaribakuras:
holyjazspers:
horton hears a huh
horton hears a what
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE
horton hears a hater
