red-beard-jim: sodamnrelatable: when the answers to a question on a test are in another question and the student gets it wrong anyway
Person: How do lesbians have sex?
Me: The question is how do they stop.
evilnerdproductions: “You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“ “You would be so much cuter with make up-“ “Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“ “You shouldn’t wear that-“ “You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“
k-hiq: hikaribakuras: holyjazspers: horton hears a huh horton hears a what horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE horton hears a hater